Friday, April 23, 2010

A Day Out!

I left Klein's early in the morning around 8:30AM after a mad dash to get everything I needed for the day. I left with the wrong vehicle, because I never properly checked the hardware order I needed to load into the vehicle. So instead of taking seats out of the game viewer I left them in and couldn't pack in the 30 bags of cement, chicken wire, barbed wire, ceiling boards, wire mesh, lime, iron rods etc.

Driving out to Ololosokwan village was rather pleasant as it was still very cool. We picked up the 2 fundi's who are repairing the clinic in the village and made our way onto Loliondo via Soit Sambu and Wasso - a 3hr drive.

I met some interesting people along the way, one guy wanted a job and the other guy, after a lengthy conversation wanted money for his operation (not too sure what exactly) coming up in July.

Africa! Somebody always wants you for something but will give you nothing in return.

After collecting all our stuff (that I could carry in one load) I tried, dismally, to meet with the District Commissioner, District game Officer and generally any important person worthwhile visiting so far from our camp.

I also tried to draw money from the only bank in "town", but there is no need for me to tell you how that went........

After dropping off all hardware goods back at the clinic I made my way over to Sero, a small sub village of Ololosokwan where I was invited to join one of my "Cow Patrol" guys for a ceremony where he was being welcomed as a village elder.

Unfortunately after all the driving and buggering around I got there after the ceremony, which actually started the day before.

I was welcomed with open arms and introduced to a few of Mzee Reiya's family members. Mzee means old man in Masaai. My Staff also call me Mzee, because of my grey hair.

I was given a small wooden stool to sit on under the tree where the men were gathered. The women were cooking, fetching and cleaning - awesome!

Dennis, one of our butlers was there aswell and he brought me some local beer Mlartini. This concoction is made from honey(with comb and bees), aloe, water and sugar and is brewed for 10 days.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the taste, even though my cup contained flies, bees, honeycomb and ants. It tasted of sweet warm beer with an added honey flavour. I had 3 cups that were literally filled to the brim. My throat was sore this morning - it may be a fermented b-sting :-)

The ladies were carrying around chapattis and I was keen for one, as I still hadn't had any food the whole day - yes Loliondo didn't have a food stall worth looking into. Anyway I got a plate of meat, nothing else. It was watery beef that had been braai'd, not sure why so much water. I did gag a bit on the first bite which took a tad too long to complete. After that I really got into devouring every piece like a real man eating with his fellow tribesmen.

It was a great experience even with flies everywhere and meat cooked by a culture that wipe their bums with their hands and then eat with the same hands. I thought there was a good chance I might dysentery again or at least very sick. But alas, I am fine - not yet sure about the dysentery - that might still rear it's ugly head.

I finally got home at 6pm, sun burnt to a crisp and slightly mellow. A great day, to which some of the photos below bear testament.


Old Trafford Salon in Loliondo


The hardware store I bought all our supplies from - check the cool artwork


The metropolis of Loliondo


...and its inhabitants


Mzee Reiya 2nd from the left


All the elders


The man of the moment - dressed in his regalia


Colorful Masaai ladies


Some young Masaai wives


Enjoying the local brew


Like a Masaai


Beer served the traditional way - with all the impurities


Meat is meat and a man must eat


The meal coming to an end - check out the flies and blood


Hier sit die manne


Mzee Reiya with his 3 wives and a mate joining in on the photo action

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Christening the new braai

I have been looking forward to this moment for the last 5 months, since the day we moved into our little house in the Serengeti.

As you can see from the excitement visible on my face in the picture below I am not exaggerating.

The braai is made out of an old boiler and welded together in all sorts of places with lots of handles and trays and and and. I wish I could say I welded it, but I only designed this masterpiece. Some would say I am a visionary.

Below are some pics from the braai christening. The most delicious boerie rolls were prepared, cooked and eaten from this little baby.

I hope you enjoy the photos as much as we enjoyed being in them

Pure Joy!

Jackson helping me put wood in the braai - how quickly they grow

No more wood - all finished......for now!

Aaah yes, a good view of my balcony braai with a view

Thumbs up old chap!

Jackson - Where's your nose?

Oh Oh!!!

Too cute for words - mommy and big boy!

Ant using Tiff's gym ball - at least it wasn't a total waste ;-)

Good fun!

What a beautiful smile

Hysterical laughter

My blue-eyed boy

Too cute!

The girls also getting in on the action

The compulsory self-portrait

Turning some meat - what else is there?

After dinner drinks with fire

The morning after - I wasn't up yet.

Pink sky in the morning is shepard's warning - "thanks Mom"

Friday, April 16, 2010

Feelings, its all about feelings!

Here is a little update about how I am feeling at this moment in time.

After my recent visit back to SA, I have had mixed emotions about my home and where I stand with my friends. Everyone knew I was coming home, but as per usual nobody ever bothered to pick-up the phone and make the first call. It is always upto me to call everyone else and plan the visits. If by chance I don't get to see everyone I was hoping to for whatever reason (this time I was sick mostly) I am the one who gets blamed for not making an effort. BORING!!!

Next holiday to SA Tiff, Jackson and I are going to the beach for 2 weeks and if anyone wants to see us, they are welcome to visit. I am over running around and trying to please everyone and actually not relaxing. Ultimately there will always be one or two mates upset with me, so from now on I won't give them a reason to be.

Also Julius Malema is causing so much trouble for everyone in SA, it is hard to stay positive for the country's future. So I left feeling a bit uneasy about what the future holds for all of us that are wanting to live there and love the country so much.

Back at Kleins, we are very happy here right now. We have no guests in camp so our nights are free to do what ever we want to, within our few choices that we have that is. Lots of movies on the laptop, lots of braais and lots of early nights.

Maintenance of the lodge with all its trials and tribulations is actually going very well. Our director visited recently and was very impressed which obviously made us feel appreciated.

We are in the process of having some serious talks with our village, the details of which I will not divulge here. However the talks are going as expected i.e. there is a lot of negotiations that still need to take place. I am learning a lot and starting to enjoy it, thanks to my director who is supporting me big time.

Tiff is happy and thoroughly enjoying her job and loving dealing with all the nitty gritty of working here. Jackson is cool, loving life and always pointing out elephants, giraffes, antelope and birds from our deck. SO life at 'home' is good.

Nothing much else to report,

To all my friends who are pissed off with me - Pole' (sorry in Swahili)

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Man Braai that turned into a Girl Braai

Ant, Lara, Tiff and I decided to go out to Black Rocks and have a "Man Braai" last night. Man Braai = meat, rolls, sauces, booze, braai, wood, no plates, no utensils except tongs and leatherman, no serviettes.

It turned into a slight Girl Braai, as the girls decided to bring along a bucket to carry stuff and marshmallows for desert.

Heading out to Black Rocks which is a 1hr drive each way, we saw a Nubian Woodpecker (lifer for me), Koke's Hartebeest, Topi, Brown Parrots, Rollers, Coqui Francolins, Red-Necked Francolins, White-Backed Vultures, Buffalo, Giraffe, impala, Black-backed Jackal hyeana and smelled a really fresh carcass, but couldn't find it in the long grass at night.

We ate boeire rolls, and a flattie chicken and of course marshmallows, we drank jamesons, smirnoff, gin and red wine - at least we pretty much stayed with one type of drink each, otherwise it could have gotten messy.

Below are some pics of the epic event.

Looking out over Black Rocks towards Kleins

Sunset at Black Rocks coming in from the Serengeti

Looking out towards Kenya


Ant, Lara and Tiff

Looking GOOOOOOOD!!

Lara braaing or stoking or something

THE Bucket

Looking rough, no need to shave, do hair - no guests

Side view not so cool

Tiff being all poetic

Marshmallow time

After dinner delights

Ant having Boerie instead

Tiff - the Ghost of Black Rock

Tea cosy time

Dur!

Tiff can't take the cold

Lara and Ant getting the fire going again